Description

Photoperiod | Feminized | Up to 38% THC | 50% Sativa / 50% Indica

Not for the faint of lungs. Fat Bastard Feminized is a bold, bad-mannered hybrid that explodes with skunky aroma, monstrous potency, and a head-to-toe buzz that doesn’t quit.

From the moment you crack these seeds open, you’re in for a loud and unapologetic grow. With THC levels reaching a staggering 38%, this strain lives up to its name—huge buds, huge flavors, and an even bigger high. Whether you’re new to cultivation or a seasoned grower, Fat Bastard brings the goods with easy growability, fast flowering, and knockout yields.

Expect chunky, resin-coated colas dripping with terpenes that reek of fruity skunk and leave your grow room smelling like a dispensary on overdrive. Thanks to its 50/50 Sativa-Indica balance, you’ll enjoy a euphoric headrush followed by deep body relaxation—ideal for creative sessions, serious couch time, or just zoning out in style.

🌿 Product Features

• THC Content: Up to a mind-blowing 38%

• CBD Content: Around 0.5%

• Genetics: Goldmember × Monkey Spunk

• Type: Feminized (photoperiod)

• Balance: 50% Sativa / 50% Indica

• Difficulty: Easy to grow – beginner-friendly

• Flavors: Fruity, Skunky, Syrupy, Dank

• Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Creative, Heavy-hitting

• Indoor Yield: 400–600g/m²

• Outdoor Yield: 700–900g/plant

• Flowering Time: 8–9 weeks (56–63 days)

• Height: Indoor – up to 160 cm | Outdoor – up to 200 cm

• Climate: Best in temperate to Mediterranean environments

• Grow Style: Ideal for topping, LST, ScrOG, soil or hydro

🛒 Why Buy Fat Bastard Seeds from New Zealand Seeds Bank?

• Guaranteed feminized seeds – no males, no guesswork

• Discreet shipping across New Zealand

• Trusted supplier of high-THC genetics

• Excellent customer support & grower resources